Schizzeling:
We put the "OH MY GOD, MY EYES, AHHHH IT BURNS... IT BURNS! SOMEBODY STOP THE MADNESS, KILL ME, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SANE, KILL ME NOW GOD"
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Welcome to the ONLY official Schizzeling Web Site on the world wide web! For a more in- depth feel for the intense, in-your-face action of Schizzeling, see the rules section for how the game is played. You can also check rankings, scores, injuries, and untimely deaths in the teams section. While here, you should also keep Schizzeling going by checking out the store for various X-treme merchandise or buying tickets for the next Schizzeling event in your own home town! Or scroll down and read headlines, updates, and content provided by world renowned Schizzeling experts.
Headlines
SCHIZZELING AT THE OLYMPICS?
It's not going to happen unless you harass the olympic commitee
Send your vulgar and possibly threatening letters to:
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SCHIZZELING ILLEGAL IN AMERICA!
Lousy demands on the quality of human life. Schizzeling is officially made illegal in the United States. Unfortunately, it has been deemed a crime against humanity. Luckily Schizzeling has taken to root in nations which thrive on that kind of thing... (Cuba, Iran, Mongolia, ect.)
VIVA LA SCHIZZELING! |
SCHIZZELING FINDS PERFECT PARTNER
In the newest Cuban circuit of Schizzeling, the upstart extreme sport has been partnered up in double features with Cuban favorites... DONKEY SHOWS! |
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Schizzeling Junior
Leagues
NOW FORMING!
Come on parents! Forcing Boy scouts, karate, soccer, and theatre on your kids not enough to fill their day? Write your local school system and tell them...
WE WANT SCHIZZELING! |
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
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the national schizzeling league is not to be held responsible for any disfigurement, death, or other injuries associated with junior schizzeling teams |
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The National Schizzeling League is brought to you by the Sloar Society; The Official Bizarre Cult of The N.S.L. |
